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Recent reviews by 🌬️ beneath my ʚɞ

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1 person found this review helpful
125.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
My forced chemical castration was 10 times more enjoyable!
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
80.6 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game is basically just kill X enemy 30 times, then proceed to a teritorry 2km away to find a magic thingamajig and rinse and repeat. And if you die, you can now make the 30 min odyssey completely naked. First game I see to disrespect the time of its players at SUCH a huge scale
Posted 24 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
746.5 hrs on record (297.1 hrs at review time)
Pog dwarfs ++
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Unless you have your bff Elon with ten 3090TIs on quickdial, don't even bother. On the edge case NASA allows you to use their quantum computer, you might just get 60fps and the game is pretty aight (probably).
Posted 15 November, 2021. Last edited 15 November, 2021.
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60.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Ive seen people in wheelchairs run faster than this game :(
Posted 9 December, 2020. Last edited 14 December, 2020.
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153.9 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Feels like a 3D factorio
Posted 1 December, 2020.
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61.5 hrs on record (52.1 hrs at review time)
Terraria ++
Posted 1 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
26.0 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
FPS so small it feels like im watching a Powerpoint slideshow
Posted 8 May, 2020. Last edited 22 July, 2020.
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175.4 hrs on record (60.0 hrs at review time)
Verry nice game, literally cried when it ended :(
Posted 8 May, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
16.0 hrs on record
The game isnt balanced at all, you pretty much only want 3 items, and its waaaaaay too grindy and repetetive. Biggest waste of money.
Posted 29 November, 2019.
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