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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 12:01am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 12:27am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 4:04pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 11:54pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 6:42am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 6:44am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 6:43am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 12:09am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 6:59pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 1:52pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 7:11pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 5:28pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 11:08am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 11:14am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 10:01pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:59pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 10:03am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 8:51pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 3:05pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 2:50pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2020 @ 10:10am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 1:08pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2020 @ 10:06am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 4:07pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 9:18am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 1:14pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2020 @ 1:30pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2020 @ 8:15am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2020 @ 8:19am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 12:11am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 6:40pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 May, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 1:32pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2020 @ 8:00am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 9:54am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 2:09pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 10:52am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 6:58am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 1:20pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 7:32pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 11:16am