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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 6:37am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 7:30am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 6:21am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 5:21am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 2:04am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 3:09am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 4:44am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 6:34am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2016 @ 6:55am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 6:53am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 6:39am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 3:31am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 4:15am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 4:34am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 5:37am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 7:46am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 7:50am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 7:53am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2016 @ 6:55am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 3:52am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 7:21am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 6:22am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2016 @ 6:12am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 4:27am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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