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ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
ㅤ* A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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