Old timer, n.:
One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
😴
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
😲
Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...

Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!
😙
All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after
the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
🤣
A statistician, who refused to fly after reading of the alarmingly high
probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane, realized that
the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low.
Now, whenever he flies, he carries a bomb with him.
🤗
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
🤓
When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
🙁

+rep น่ารัก ครับ

Grieving piece of trash

+noob

+rep

learn english ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unless your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ country is england or USA