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📖 Lesson #1 – I appreciate your contribution… to my win streak.
Really, you’re doing great. Just not for yourself.

📖 Lesson #2 – Your controller isn’t broken, I promise.
It’s just struggling to keep up with the inevitable.

📖 Lesson #3 – If coping was a ranked mode, you'd be Grandmaster.
Keep those excuses coming—I collect them like trophies.

📖 Lesson #4 – You weren’t outplayed, you were out-existed.
Your only mistake? Logging in at the same time as me.

Maybe it was a misplay, maybe an overconfidence issue… or maybe you just ran into someone better. Happens.