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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 10:33am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:14pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:52pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 10:12am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 10:15am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 4:40pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 4:54am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 7:03pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 10:32am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:12am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:12am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:23am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 4:54am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:01am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:02am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:30am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:11am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:58am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:30pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 8:16am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 11:46am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:33am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 9:08am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 10:24am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 11:26am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 4:35am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 11:56am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 8:49am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 4:35am