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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 28.10.2014 klo 8.14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 12.28

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 28.10.2014 klo 8.12

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 14.2.2015 klo 5.01

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 12.46

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 4.7.2015 klo 8.40

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 28.10.2014 klo 8.10

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 29.10.2014 klo 12.18

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 7.17

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 8.38

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 19.21

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 4.7.2015 klo 14.38

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 6.7.2015 klo 10.13

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 14.38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 19.34

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 19.37

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 18.32

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 7.16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 12.53

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 18.15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 13.31

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 12.2.2015 klo 9.16

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 20.12.2014 klo 11.15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 8.15

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 20.12.2014 klo 11.43

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 8.06

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 7.20

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 17.45

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 7.11

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 10.7.2015 klo 6.29

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 17.32

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 8.42

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 3.7.2015 klo 16.25

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 19.10.2023 klo 3.59

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 19.10.2023 klo 7.37

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 19.10.2023 klo 4.14

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 19.10.2023 klo 14.30

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 28.10.2014 klo 7.33

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 20.12.2014 klo 11.18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 7.35

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 13.47

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 8.30

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 3.7.2015 klo 16.04

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 13.51

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 1.45

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 4.7.2015 klo 6.59

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 28.10.2014 klo 8.03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 28.10.2014 klo 8.21

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 7.09

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 28.10.2014 klo 7.26

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 29.10.2014 klo 12.02

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 29.10.2014 klo 11.50

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 28.10.2014 klo 8.16

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 8.27

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 14.14

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 20.12.2014 klo 11.18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 8.37

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 17.51

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 7.59

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 14.2.2015 klo 4.48

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 14.2.2015 klo 9.39

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 14.27

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 13.30

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 14.2.2015 klo 8.46

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 12.2.2015 klo 9.36

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 14.2.2015 klo 9.09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 6.7.2015 klo 10.14

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 3.19

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 5.14

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 8.7.2015 klo 7.30

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 9.7.2015 klo 9.17

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 9.7.2015 klo 18.33

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 5.51

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 5.56

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 5.33

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 15.58

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 18.54

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 8.7.2015 klo 8.11

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 8.7.2015 klo 7.28

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 18.47

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 18.59

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 19.04

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 16.09

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 7.7.2015 klo 5.39

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 18.10.2023 klo 16.14



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)