What's so quaint about my taint as to warrent a specific title in my name might you ask? Well to start she's been shaved down, given a new paint job, and gently waxed so it glides along in aerodynamic perfection. I've clocked it in at over 300 horsepower, with enough torque to rip the stank off ♥♥♥♥. It has leather seats with built in heaters and coolers, an 8 piece surround sound speaker set with 2 subwoofers, and a lounge backseat with a wine cooler. You might ask yourself how I managed to install this all on my crotch, and you'll be glad to know I used a highpowered nailgun. It hurts help me please.