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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 4:38am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 3:29am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:13am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 2:45am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 6:49am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 4:44am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2015 @ 11:48am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 12:18pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 3:42am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 5:31am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 1:33am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:15am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:29am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 1:41am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:35am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 5:03am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 3:11am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 6:04am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 1:32am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:44am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 6:49am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 3:13am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 3:30am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 2:15am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:17am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:50am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:03am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:52am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 2:22am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 5:02am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 2:53am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 2:14am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 2:20am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 2:15am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 5:02am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:56am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:42am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:07am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 1:56am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 12:36pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 4:42am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 5:38am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 4:02am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 3:48am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 5:33am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 6:11am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:21am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 12:19pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 3:31am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:54am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:59pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:49am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:14am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 3:04am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 3:21am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:26am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:06pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:33pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:27am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:06pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:27am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:37am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:32am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:45pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2016 @ 12:40pm



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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