I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.
-- Death addresses his new apprentice
(Terry Pratchett, Mort)
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Simon: "So finally...a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm
sorry."

Mal: "Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens."
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Ozman's Laws:
(1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
(3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
(4) Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
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The Great Movie Posters:

SHE TOOK ON A WHOLE GANG! A howling hellcat humping a hot steel hog
on a roaring rampage of revenge!
-- Bury Me an Angel (1972)

WHAT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT USED BY THE MAD BUTCHER FOR HIS SUPERB SAUSAGES?
-- Meat is Meat (1972)

TODAY the Pond!
TOMORROW the World!
-- Frogs (1972)
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