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Al Qaeda Chicken (Also known as A.Q.C) is a business enterprise owned and run by Osama bin Laden to rival what he referred to as "Dirty American chicken-in-a-bucket" (also known as Kentuckistan Fried Chicken or KFC). They are very similar to "Dirty American chicken-in-a-bucket", in the sense that their food is also served in buckets imbued with anthrax. They are best known for "Uranium Fried Chicken Heads" and "Gas-Grilled French Fries".

A lot of controversy has been created due to the fact that Al Qaeda Chicken uses the profits of their enterprise to fund Global Terrorism, although this cannot be proven due to the fact that nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥.

Many question the safety of Al Qaeda Chicken's produce, as it's food is cooked using Depleted Uranium and other Nuclear substances. A lot of people find the growth of a new arm or foot to be both disturbing and uncomfortable, although I can't say I found it to be a problem at all.

Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

Thanks again for buying me Hentai Girl: Linda :D It was a great experience and I am glad we got to do it together <3

I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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