so we're mever playing schedule 1 again
is what im gathering

so we're mever playing schedule 1 again
is what im gathering

Congratulations, Chad!
After careful consideration and a successful background check, our Chairman has accepted your enthusiastic application to the Neo-Nazi club. We were very impressed by your powerful presentation at last week's KKK convention and as our newest member we would like to inform you that alongside our standard How To Oppress Women pamphlet, we also include a FREE Gas-chamber Kit for every Jew you bring to our exciting "Recreation" Camp program this coming Winter. As previously announced at last week's convention, we are offering a 50% discount on our website for any custom designs you'd like to add to your pre-purchased Gestapo Uniform as well as one free replacement for your KKK Uniform. In light of the approaching Holiday Season we are providing all members with a complimentary Wife-beater T-shirt and Whip.
Thank you so much for your interest in our cause! We look forward to your participation at next week's Book-Burning Party!!!