I write this letter to you, because i really hate cookies. During the Second Congo War, i managed to collect an awful lot of cookies and hide them in an underground cave in undisclosed location in Nigeria. I need Your help, to move the cookies out of the country. For this, i will share 40% (FOURTY PERCENT) of the cookies with you, if you help me finance the operation with measly sum of 10.000 (TEN THOUSAND) US dollars.

Yours truly, Honorable Mwa Bemwe Al-Waziristan of Nigeria.

P.S: its not a scam. No really, it just isnt.