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This user gave me:

· AIDS
· allergies
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· brain cancer
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
· constipation
· common cold
· COPD
· cough
· Crohn's disease
· cystic fibrosis
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· eye disorders
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· flu
· food poisoning
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Graves' disease
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· hepatitis
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· HP
· hypertension

me at the chungus restaurant
me: yes hello can I have 1 chungus burger with chungus sauce and a large chungus fries?
chungus restaurant employee: would you like to chungus size that for 2 dollas extra?
me: that's such a good deal!! chungus size it please.
chungus restaurant employee: ok sir it will be ready in 5 minutes
* 5 minutes later *
chungus restaurant employee: here you go sir * hands me my meal * have a nice day!
me: * grabs my order * thanks!

* drives home *
* arrives at house and opens the door seeing big chungus himself inside my house *
me: HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ BIG CHUNGUS!?
big chungus: hello Hercon it's me big chungus and I came here to have sex with you
me: omg omg 😳 you are so fat and big and sexy Mr chungus I would love to !
big chungus: * grabs my 5'4 petite body and throws it to the bed like I'm his sex toy *
me: * starts removing clothes *
big chungus: let me help you with that... * rips all my clothes off *
big chungus: * removes his pants revealing his massive fat throbbing ♥♥♥♥ * he he he he
me: * gets ready to get analy destroyed *
me: p-p-please be gentle..... >.<
chungus: YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!! * starts destroying my ass, pounding it rough with no lube *
me: * let out screams of agony and enjoyment as this is a dream come true *
* after 1 hour of rigorous, rough and aggressive gay sex he finally fills my petite butthole full of ♥♥♥ * (edited)

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