I like cookies. Seriously. I do.

Anyways, this is my profile. Next to this text box is a picture of Pikachu with some guy's face. Enjoy the picture. ENJOY IT.
Did you enjoy it? You better have. ENJOY IT ONE MORE TIME, FOOL. ENJOY YOUR ENJOYING THIS PICTURE. COME ON. I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH- ENJOY THE DAMN PICTURE. IF YOU AREN'T ENJOYING IT ENOUGH, TOUGH CRAP. JUST ENJOY IT. FREAKING ENJOY IT. ENJOY MY MILD PROFANITY. ENJOY IT. ENJOY EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS PROFILE (which isn't much but) YOU SHOULD STILL ENJOY IT. YOUR UN-ENJOYING ATTITUDE OF ME ENJOYING YOU UN-ENJOYINGLY READ THIS AND STILL NOT ENJOY IT DISSAPOINTS ME GREATLY. YOU SHOULD ALSO ENJOY THAT STATEMENT.
WHY SHOULD YOU ENJOY THIS PICTURE? BECAUSE YOU CAN, YOU SHOULD, AND YOU MUST (which rules out the 'should' in this statement. My, my, what a tiny textbox to type this little story in. Oh, my). NO EXCUSES FOR NOT ENJOYING THIS. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M ENJOYING THIS. ALL OF IT. EVERY SINGLE ITTY-BITTY BIT OF THIS ENJOYING. EVEN YOU. AND YOUR DISSAPOINTING ATTITUDE TO ME ENJOYING EVERYTHING. NOW I'M DISSAPOINTED. DO YOU ENJOY THAT? HUH?
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU ENJOY THIS? MONEY? WOMEN? TECHNOLOGY? A DUCK SINGING THE DUCK SONG? IN MY OPINION, YOUR OPINION IS WORTHLESS, SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, AND START ENJOYING, OR ELSE I'LL START DESTROYING MY KEYBOARD (which I already am. Can you see my fingers rap-rap-rapping on it? Huh? Do you enjoy it?).
MAYBE NOTHING WILL MAKE YOU ENJOY THIS. *gives you nothing* DO YOU ENJOY IT NOW? OH, YOU WANT MORE? WELL, HERE! *throws even more nothing at you* HUH? ARE YOU ENJOYING ME ENJOYING TRYING TO MAKE YOU ENJOY MY ENJOYING? *dumps a whole crapload of nothing on your head. You walk away in disgust, but not after I catapult an entire thingmajig of nothingness at you* THAT DIDN'T WORK.
YOU FORCE ME TO THINK. THAT, I DO NOT DO OFTEN, BECAUSE WHEN TYPING IN CAPS OFTEN INTIMIDATES PEOPLE TO THE POINT THAT THEY DO THE NUMBER TWO RIGHT THEN AND THERE, ONE DOES NOT NEED TO THINK GREATLY ABOUT SUCH EARTHLY AFFAIRS, LIKE ENJOYING. *sighs* I DO NOT ENJOY THAT AT ALL. WELL...MAYBE TRYING NOT TO MAKE YOU ENJOY THIS WOULD MAKE YOU ENJOY THIS.
HUH. NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE.
MORTAL, TREMBLE BENEATH MY WRATH, AND FACE THE POWER OF...STOPPING ENJOYING(that naaasty)!
MORTAL, VOMIT UNDER MY RULE THAT SHALL LAST FOREVER, AND BE WARY THAT YOU WILL BE MAKING ONE HECK OF A MESS!!!

MORTAL.




MAKE NOT MY EFFORT WASTED.