have an offer for ya, added mate.

🎯accept my friend request bro🎯
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If all else fails, lower your standards.
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A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to
a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate
a shilling. "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury
an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them."
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To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job
than a man would have to be. Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
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The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.
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Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension:
In order for something to become clean, something else must
become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting
anything clean.
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"A man could go far, knowing his rights like you do," said Granny.
"But right now he should go home."
(Wyrd Sisters)
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+rep this man is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend

Nice Tokyo Ghoul Pic

+rep