MeowMix
(Yes, that MeowMix)
👴 55 years old | 🎮 Playing since Pong | 🐱 Beamin' Demon University professor

I’m not a troll.
I’m not a 20-year-old with too much time and a broken caps lock key.
I’m a 55-year-old man with a mortgage, a cat, and a long gaming history that started with Pong and somehow led to me meowing through proximity chat. Oh, and an uncanny knack for headshots in TF2.

Yeah, I used to stir the pot.
Built some chaos. Confused a lot of people. Maybe even annoyed a few.
But hey—people change.
You play enough games, you level up. Even outside the screen.

These days, I still like to keep things weird—but there’s a little more wisdom behind the madness.
So if you knew me then... maybe it's time to meet me now.

So if you're wondering who MeowMix really is, here I am.
Keyboard in one hand, arthritis cream in the other.
Let’s game, let’s laugh, and maybe—just maybe—I’ll stop meowing in proximity chat.

Maybe.