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There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
-- Mark Twain
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.

[Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]
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Nomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-
speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them. The
other is that humans are very good at not seeing things they know aren't
there. And, since sensible humans know that there are no such things as
people four inches high, a nome who doesn't want to be seen probably won't
be seen.
(Wings)
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"Most people would like to be delivered from
temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
-- Robert Orben
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Humans are communications junkies. We just can't get enough.
-- Alan Kay
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