My Random Poems:
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Painis McNugget BanHammer
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Painis McNugget Banhammer,
Who exactly are you?
Are you the creator of the Painis?
Do you produce the Mighty McNuggets?
Did you create the invincible Banhammer?
Oh, how I wish I knew
just who you really are.

Painis McNugget Banhammer,
Who exactly are you?
Are you the creator of the Painis?
Painis Cupcake looks up to you,
It is as though all of the Painis follows you,
I want to follow too,
Oh, how I wish I knew
just who you really are.

Painis McNugget Banhammer,
Who exactly are you?
Do you produce the Mighty McNuggets?
I've been to McDonalds before,
I had seen your face there once,
You were commanding the McNuggets,
As though they were alive,
Oh, how I wish I knew
just who you really are.

Painis McNugget Banhammer,
Who exactly are you?
Did you create the invincible Banhammer?
At the mighty thunder mountain,
I saw your face in lightning,
It turned into a great weapon,
Then Gabe Newell stole it,
Oh, how I wish I knew
just who you really are.

Painis McNugget Banhammer,
Who exactly are you?
Are you the creator of the Painis?
Do you produce the Mighty McNuggets?
Did you create the invincible Banhammer?
Oh, how I wish I knew
just who you really are.

- Painis McNugget Banhammer