gaming
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
 
 
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.
Actuellement hors ligne
~Jp 22 avr. 2012 à 12h59 
IMMA SPYIN' MAH LAZOR!!11
Karrfis 31 mars 2012 à 18h21 
cool story bro needs more dragons and ♥♥♥♥ like tht
ReconSkillet 25 oct. 2011 à 22h20 
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To Everyone You Care About!
Table 22 oct. 2011 à 22h23 
y u no pic?
gaming 14 oct. 2011 à 21h01 
Lol
Loot Goblin 12 oct. 2011 à 18h49 
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I had no idea you were zomdie until now.