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-- P. Denning
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Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
-- One of Lazarus Long's most penetrating insights
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If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
-- Norm Schryer
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A musician of more ambition than talent composed an elegy at
the death of composer Edward MacDowell. She played the elegy for the
pianist Josef Hoffman, then asked his opinion. "Well, it's quite
nice," he replied, but don't you think it would be better if..."
"If what?" asked the composer.
"If ... if you had died and MacDowell had written the elegy?"
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I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.
-- Freud
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She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face.
-- Tom Waits
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