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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:20pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:16pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:24pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:19pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:36pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 7:08pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:41pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:28pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:09pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:31pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:22pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:58pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 2:44pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 5:22pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:12pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:09pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:37pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:13pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:51pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 5:05pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:13pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:22pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 5:07pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:47pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:55pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:40pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:30pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:22pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:33pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:15pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:30pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:15pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:52pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:30pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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