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BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 9:56am

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 5:25am

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 11:47am

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 5:22am

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 6:35am

Don't Get Dooped

Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 6:28am

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 6:54am

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 7:14am

It's A Video Game, Kill Something!

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 1:52am

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 7:53am

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 2:22am

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:23am

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:48am

No Winners In This Game!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 2:47am

Final Upgrade!

You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 2:51am

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 11:29am

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 9:58am

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:58am

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 9:04am

You Actually Did It?!

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 2:32am

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 5:07am

Worst Guest Ever

You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 1:47am

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 10:13am

Jopo

Jopo Saves the Universe
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 2:47am

Let’s Sling These Babies!

You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 10:48am

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer

Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 10:45am

Be Kind Rewind

Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 11:13am