girthy shaft

This guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. Huge ♥♥♥♥, shove it in my ass.

La la land?

After a good game in Dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ulted him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Sexual harassment is not something funny. Touching himself whilst strangling my cat is not as fun as he would imagine. Unfortunately, Gabe does not seem to agree.
Once upon a time in Steam world, Gabe and Eve were created by the Almighty Father to have sex and Brody was born. He created gay.
The End

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd

Sexual harassment is not something funny. Touching himself whilst strangling my cat is not as fun as he would imagine. Unfortunately, Gabe does not seem to agree.
Once upon a time in Steam world, Gabe and Eve were created by the Almighty Father to have sex and Brody was born. He created gay.
The End

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I Like Big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, send me one please

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Sexual harassment is not something funny. Touching himself whilst strangling my cat is not as fun as he would imagine. Unfortunately, Gabe does not seem to agree.
Once upon a time in Steam world, Gabe and Eve were created by the Almighty Father to have sex and Brody was born. He created gay.
The End

Sexual harassment is not something funny. Touching himself whilst strangling my cat is not as fun as he would imagine. Unfortunately, Gabe does not seem to agree.
Once upon a time in Steam world, Gabe and Eve were created by the Almighty Father to have sex and Brody was born. He created gay.
The End

-rep attempts to scam pizza

You're such a slag

R.I.P Dota 2

Sexual harassment is not something funny. Touching himself whilst strangling my cat is not as fun as he would imagine. Unfortunately, Gabe does not seem to agree.
Once upon a time in Steam world, Gabe and Eve were created by the Almighty Father to have sex and Brody was born. He created gay.
The End

Sexual harassment is not something funny. Touching himself whilst strangling my cat is not as fun as he would imagine. Unfortunately, Gabe does not seem to agree.
Once upon a time in Steam world, Gabe and Eve were created by the Almighty Father to have sex and Brody was born. He created gay.
The End

Sexual harassment is not something funny. Touching himself whilst strangling my cat is not as fun as he would imagine. Unfortunately, Gabe does not seem to agree.
Once upon a time in Steam world, Gabe and Eve were created by the Almighty Father to have sex and Brody was born. He created gay.
The End

Pudge till I die, I'll never stop playing him!

Stop being ♥♥♥♥.