Recent reviews by john cheeseburger

you either play the dolphin girl or make reviews talking about playing against her

the game used my webcam mic by default and had open mic by default

damn FRIEND whatchu doing with all this ass on a thursday afternoon, the sun is still out my ACQUAINTANCE

This is just christmas, except you're dead AND dying

The daycare decided to put coke into the food

some time ago every night I peed my pants after playing mordhau, I used to play it a bit everyday for a week, nevertheless mordhau has no relation to it, I just like to pee my pants.


10/10 doesent make you pee your pants

this game used to be epic




get ready to buy weekly skins for 27 easy payments of 9.99

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game. Every now and then I get on to just drift and listen to music and just drift off in my thoughts until I realize that its been a few hours and ive farmed quite a lot of points. I like to play this game to just pass people while doing HIGH SPEED DRIFTING and enjoying the time spent getting yelled at by random people in the chat who are mad at me for not being able to follow/tandem.

Its not just about drifting, some people do drag, some do track races. Which is just so good in this game because of:
1. Great performance
2. Great networking
3. Caring devs ( they literally just make a few dlcs every year with constant content updates, which is very unusual for most games.)
4. Thank you devs.
5.Good physics ( for a multiplayer drift/racing game for 10$ its pretty great)
6.MASSIVE CUSTOMIZATION. I know its not in any way innovative or whatever, but for a game like this, its one of its kind. Like you can make a damn track monster out of a 86 just because its so lightweight and then even make it possible to drift 180 turns at 90 km/h, etc.
7.Thank you devs.

The reason why im actually making a review only now, after my average playtime has peaked, is because of the last update which added a few more cars, redesigned hud, and changed car engine noises. BUT ALSO it added ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VINYLS WHICH CAN JUST LET YOU COSPLAY ANY CAR DESIGN YOU WOULD WANT IF YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH. Thank you devs!

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