I spent $13.75 on this virtual badge. I am a very unhinged person --->






Well hello person of the internet, I'm "ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ"... heh (I'm sorry). You would think that I would use my showcase for this crappy bio... mang I need it for my magician showcase and ♥♥♥♥♥, it's more important.

Anyways I'm just a person who just likes to make retarded and stupid jokes but most of the time it's not really funny at all. Though I don't really talk in chat or use my mic at all since, well, I'm just too lazy to do so?.

Anyways enough of that about me. Now here's more about me :^)
I play TF2 a lot, probably everydayish unless I have something going on; I mainly play Soldier and Sniper, sometimes Medic and Heavy.
I do have the cool kids' games like Overwatch but I get like 1-2 frames, Not even joking. I also play the eastern bullet-hell games, pretty sure you can figure which "series" it is.

There's are my friends I honestly find enjoyable, not in a ranking by the way.

Boagsy: Best guy, cool guy, I used to play with him a lot. The guy's a pleasure, He's Big Birb so you know he's a great guy.

Pandora: Questionable humerous bullet-hell guy. Makes a ♥♥♥♥♥ ton of jokes and overall fun to be around him.

Krunch: You can talk to him all day, everyday. He'll listen to you, he's a total great friend to have.

Pebble(s): The guy's a bad memer, bad sniper. Would sniper duel him 10/11.

Yiffy: Although I don't talk to him a lot, he's still a great friend; Mature, smart and talented. He's basically my inspiration why I started to "express" my ideas in screenshots.

Dizasta/Dubzilla: Although not really kind on the surface, He's actually a pretty cool and chill guy. Played with him a lot during 2014 and 2015. Godlike sniper.

Joen: Cereal meme wizard, He'll flood your house with cheerios. Help. Please. I'm drowning in cereal. P.S. His weakness is apples.

Dominus: Oh man he was a real great friend, loved him a lot, made cat jokes that I enjoyed, he was the light in the gloom. I miss you Dom :^(

Cherry: I can't beat him in duels, help pls. :(

Those are just people that come to my mind when writing this but all of the people in my friends list are equally as amazing. 99.47% [If you get the reference you're cool :^)] of the time I won't add you, so there's not really a chance of adding me unless I know you well enough.

I make MS/Paint . net ♥♥♥♥♥ sometimes [Almost never] and I also never really draw but there's a chance :^>. Also just putting it out there, I don't make "Gmod screenshots or artwork", To me it's more like idea expressing if you know what I mean. If you want quality Gmod artwork, check out Yiffy (Don't pester him tho).

Also one more thing, you should really play Froth and Transit's servers. They're really enjoyable to play on.

Chats/Treasure!:

ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: I did it
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1178426406
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: He's tooken two tours in the inferno update
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: tooken isn't a word
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: Ok bye
pebl: TOP 10 TRAGIC ANIME MOMENTS
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: Wait
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: Deja vu

ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: Putted isn't a word
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: ♥♥♥♥♥
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: All this time
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: I have been lied to
ㅇPebbleㅇ: that's really depressing
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: Yes
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ:
ㅇPebbleㅇ: top 10 saddest anime finales
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: ^^^

Pandora♪: i need to unlock ufo's extra
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: Yes
Pandora♪: but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ curvy lazers
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: You got to have a Nue extra stage to beat
ヴIm Seriously Retardedヴ: I'm not sorry
Pandora♪: it will be a nue experience
^^^

Don't look in the"Artwork" page, it's for your own safety :)