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2Err of the house SExUS, first of his name, the Chosen One, Receiver of the Golden Pan, Uncrater of Unusual Items, Defender of the Point, Lord of the Dustbowl, and Savior of the Nemu's Nation.

The NExUS is my shepherd; I shall not want. It makes me rush from first point to second; it leads me through the gated tunnel, it restoreth my soul. It leads me in the EXTREME paths, for its name’s sake. Though I walk through the valley of the sticky bombs, I shall fear no kritzkrieg, for thou art with me, thy teleport and thy dispenser, they comfort me. Thou prepares an uber before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with overheal, my hitpoints runneth over. Surely the rest of the team shall follow me as our uber is used, and I will cap the point in the house of the NExUS forever.