Recent reviews by Tokashi Jones

Very enjoyable. Makes me feel like I'm genuinely good at card games.

I quite like this game!

The gameplay is fun, the artstyle and graphics are pretty nice. I like most of the characters, (I just wish they'd delete doomfist from the game, but them gimping him into the dirt is good enough). I do like the idea of the lore, but I haven't really been following it too closely. There isn't really even a map or gamemode that I hate, much unlike every other shooting game i've played. You can enjoy this even if you're bad, all you gotta do is turn off all communications, which is quite easy, only like 2 buttons need to be pressed.

Overwatch league was an interesting idea but let's be honest: professional esports is kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lame.

If you gave me five bucks for every hour I spent in this game, I still would not have gotten my money back from all the loot boxes and skins I've bought. I'm part of the reason Blizzard is acting this way and I wish I could say I was sorry.

This game makes me feel like I'm good at games (which i am not)

A number goes up at different rates depending on what you decide to click on. If you think that's a stupid idea for a computer game, you're right. This game made me realize that all video games are just clicking on things for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason. What's the point? Oh hey I shot a guy and my score went up by 1. Oh hey I leveled up and now my punches do slightly more damage. Oh hey I clicked on the cookie and now I have more cookies. None of this matters. When you think about it, video games are just a massive waste of resources. I could be doing something productive with my time instead of staring at a glowing rectangle clicking on cookies, but what's the point of even that? Going out and meeting people, making money, learning valuable life skills, travelling the world: none of it makes any difference. You can spend your whole life working your way to the top. You can have an amazing career with an entire fleet of expensive cars but you'll still be flesh and bones with an expiration date. "Fun" doesn't mean anything. Cookies don't mean anything. Life is just a series of dopamine hits until poof it's all over. I'm tired.

It's great fun, right up until you get one of the stupid game modes and then it's just aggravating and I start screaming at the little cutesy fat jellybean dudes bouncing around. It could really benefit with a constant stream of new game modes to keep it fresh, as unrealistic as that sounds. Also, delete the log game and the memory game and the team games. Probably a lot more games need deleting, I just can't think of them. Races are the only games worth playing and I'm not willing to fight anyone who disagrees with me. You're your own man with your own opinions and that's okay, calm down. It's just a jellybean game.

Fun game, but hard and I wish I had more patience.

I like it! I'm not sure what I was expecting but I was pleasantly surprised. Fun times to be had.

i forgot how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these games were

I can't tell if this game is hard or if my brain and my fingers just aren't communicating as well as I thought they were. I know which buttons to press but I end up pressing the wrong one anyway. This is probably the reason I'm so bad at computer games.

The tunes are boppin, the art is rad, and I will use this game to try and syncronize my appendages.

When you're walking around and you step in mud, the footsteps make plop sounds. When you do combat rolls while exploring, your clothes get all filthy. See, this is the kinda attention to detail that I pay premiums for. The graphics are pretty good and you play as a prime time top tier waifu. Fun game and story was interesting too.