this guy is the best cabrakan i've seen

Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

here's the thing about women. they're all the same. all they want isa nicea hota pizza pie. a real steamin hot brooklyn slice, fresh out the oven, crispy on the bottom with stringy melted mozz on top, hoo boy, the ladies love a little uncle dante el dente , thats extra crispy ladys, blow on it first so you don't burn your mouth ay that's a real old world wood fired oven at 900 degrees, hachi mama, watch out little darling and don't get any of my old world hand crushed tomato secret recipe gravy on your nice doctor who tee shirt there, and if thats a bun in the oven it's a Hungry Mama discount on thursday afternoons, only from me uncle "daddy" dante

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