mr.smith: Would you watch your parents have sex every day of the year or join in once to make it stop?
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: Uh oh
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: Uhh
mr.smith: NO WAY ROUND IT BEBE
mr.smith: GOTTA AWNSER THE QUESTION
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: SMTIH
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: *SMITH
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: I HAVE NO CLUE
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: WHAT GOES
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: THROUGH YOUR HEAD
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: BUT I DONT
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: DONT
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: D
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: O
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: N
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: T
Pvt. S. Michaels [509th PIR]: LIKE IT

"THIS IS NO THING, JESSE, THIS IS A 9MM SEMI-AUTOMATIC HANDGUN..Of science!"

Phaseus: Even now, your life is being altered by your knowledge of my favorite stripper.
Smith Wilson, Science of a Man: I have no idea how that helps me in any possible way.

Wilson Smith: You like bread, Gruvee?
Gruvee: It's pretty great
Wilson Smith: Hitler liked bread too, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murderer.
Gruvee: oh god
Gruvee: what have I done
Wilson Smith: He had a pretty great facisnation with baking, too.
Wilson Smith: HEHEHH.
Gruvee: ♥♥♥♥ off
Wilson Smith: TWO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUNS IN ONE
Wilson Smith: GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRIKE.