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I like men

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only girl you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between women. I'm just a girl. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

Attention: Effective as of 1/22/2022 as part of the profligate liquidation initiative proposed by the CDC and signed into law through executive order by the president of the United States, all Steam users with Sesame Street profile pictures will have their IP addresses pinged, their homes forcibly entered, their computer hard-drives confiscated and their persons placed into indefinite extra-judicial custody until the proper re-education facility is being constructed. Be advised that all retaliation will be met with lethal force.

Steam needs to allow users to add boobs to their avatars (Trigger Warning nsfw!!!)

I'll cut to the chase because you guys don't read comments longer than a paragraph. STEAM. NEEDS. MORE. BREASTS. And actually good ones that satisfy the average gamer. You know, like hentai mommy milkers. You know, abnormous Gongalongadonkerooos. IMAGINE scrolling through someone's profile and you see a user with a female avatar possessing massive breast. Masturbation will become 54.8% more efficient. Face it, why wouldn't you do this? Steam has porn games, so why should admins limit themselves to that? In addition, female users can express themselves more accurately to other users creating a more immersive environment on Steam.

So you're going by "Bert" now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bag, it's Chadly from High School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Carol the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive an Audi R8. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

❗️HEY❗️ all of you gobble gobble ♥♥♥♥♥♥❗️ it’s ♥♥♥♥♥-GIVING. BOYS time to pull out those huge ♥♥♥♥♥ so all the pilgrim sluts can have a feast with your GRAVY. we’re very very privileged to have this great nation of ours, so we better take advantage of it . so ladies, young and old take those big ol’ turkey BREASTSout so we can get some fresh MILKwith all the stuffing we’ll befeasting on . send this to of your best turkey sluts and you’ll get some sticky pudding pie, send this to no one, and the big turkey ♥♥♥♥ won’t pull out . have a festive and joyful ♥♥♥♥♥-GIVING and be sure to wear protection- or don't

Hello fellow woman. I'm 5'10 and 110 lbs with 36DDD, al my weight's in my boobs and can't find a bra that fits. Can you text me photos of your breasts so I can use them for reference?

You made the mistake of being so not racist you're racist. You got to be a little racist to know what’s racist so you don’t accidentally say something racist. If you’re completely not racist you don’t ever think about how the things you say could be racist so you’ll inevitably end up being racist. How is that so hard to understand?

I apologize for what I said, I'm the real coward. I'm a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I was being stupid and called you a coward. I truly am happy you decided against it. You don't have to forgive me. I'm sorry if I made you upset upon reading my cowardly comment. Please take care of yourself. Again, completely ignore what I said. The dumbass low IQ in me came out and commented. Again, please take care and use this a stepping stone to alleviate any pains going through you that made you contemplate suicide in the first place.

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When i was younger i was trying to download TABS (Totally acurate battle simulator) on my moms computer, i downloaded the file and went to the files area to find and open it and i accidentally found all the hardcore bdsm porn that my mom made with her boyfriend and another girl. I deleted everything in the files and then took moms "overnight bag" and saw it was literally filled with dildos and lube and anal beads and an electroshock box, (probably 1000 dollars worth of degeneracy) and when my mom asked me i told her i was looking for the school supplies in her room and saw the bag was wet with dog pee so i threw it in the dumpster but i actually hid it in my room

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

⚠️WARNING⚠️ ♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the vaccination sites!!!! don't be tricked like me!!
So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!

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Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big.shower.) , and pretend i'm Rushia who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary ♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

Bert Is a regular player who just does regular things on his regular old computer in his regular life but on this ordinary day something was about to change
[Camera pans out to his grandma paragliding]

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

Imagine being some A-tier Buddhist monk who spent countless lifetimes meditating, helping those less fortunate, and seaking spiritual enlightenment. After many reincarnations wherein you spent your precious time on Earth filled with self-sacrifice and the denial of hedonistic pleasures, you finally decide to cash in all of your good karma points so that you can come back to Earth and live the tranquil life of a koi fish.

Truly, it's a well deserved vacation that you spent a millennia working towards; you deserve a few decades to relax. Then, out of nowhere some degenerate scoops you up and rapes your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face with his filthy ♥♥♥♥♥.

You spend your last few seconds of life in agony, The last thing you taste is the salty smegma on his revolutionary ♥♥♥♥.

Then nothing.

Your vacation is over, your immortal soul must now start from the beginning once again. Countless generations of pain and hardship awaits you again and again.

- rep daddys back from his discord session and seen that you didn't give me hole pics. daddy is angry with you, snap me one right now before i come over there and punish my little kitten

Suppose I told you that"I am cold", you being a good guy reply with a wholesome text(for ex - drink hot chocolate); what if I reply that I'm a black person? Would you call me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ? You might , but you know what? I already consider you a friend.

"What would you like to order sir?"

Flashback to Omaha Beach. Thompson is in front. Pop. Thompson has no head. There goes McCain. Russo has lost an arm.

Falling. The mixture of salt water and blood. Murphy drags me out. We are sheltering behind a dune. Blood and bullets flying everywhere. "if we don't make it out of this remember I love you" says Murphy. Then the shell hits. Murphy disappears in front of me.

"I'll have the Irish stew"

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I heard this weiner likes weiners and buns

gay

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

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Last time I checked wanting to touch ♥♥♥♥♥ together is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crime.

Don't let this distract you from the solid fact that Red Lobsters Ultimate Feast price went up $4 and the portions got noticeably smaller and you only get 4 biscuits instead of 5 for a table of 2!!! Not fooling me!!

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

wtf u deleted my comments, who do you think you are you little ♥♥♥♥, I'll have you know that in my search for pure harmony I mastered the 7 deadly arts of the computer and I've already back traced your ip through your isp and have live satalite feed looking straight at your little head with your little brain that cannot simply comprehend the level of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are right now kiddo I'll leak all your justin bieber fanfics unless you say sorry kiddo you have 24 hours or everyone will know.

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i want you in bed because you like rob stone beat me up and pull my pants down

-rep is good guy but like isn't boyfriend material sory

-rep ♥♥♥♥

+rep really nice guy
good trader