-rep this ♥♥♥♥♥ doesnt give money to the poor steamthumbsdownsteamthumbsdownsteamthumbsdown

SIGNED BY ALLEN LAZATIN

I apologise in advance.

You’re 22.

Be turning 23 soon.

Ask parents for Shrek themed party.

Just like the last 12 years.

Mom says I'm too old for Shrek

Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself

Mom asks if I've taken my meds.

I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake.

Mom says no.

I call her a Farquaad ♥♥♥♥♥.

She sends me to my room and tears stream down my face.

Jacking off will probably cheer me up.

Pull out super dreck MLP Friendship is Magic DVD collection

Open them up to see five Shrek discs (including Puss in Boots) that my mom thought were in her room.

Its the 171st day of the year.

Today I am scheduled to masturbate to Artie from Shrek the Third.

Fap furiously when Artie appears and am finished in seconds.

Wipe semen off my chest with Twilight Sparkle stuffed pony.

Start to think about fight with mother again.

‼️I need a ROBLOX Girfriend Asap‼️

⚠️Requirement⚠️
Level 10 on Phantom Forces 👻 ⚜️Roblox Builder G O L D 🏆 member ship⚜️ 11 years experience 11 years old

️Can fight griefers and enemies⚔️ 💪 😤

Can succ my robloxian C O C K ✊🍆💦 😩

🌋Can survive natural disasters 🌊

💵I pay 2 Robux per every hour💵

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-rep not give me his cases very greedy man!!!

-rep not donating cases he is very greedy man please report this man okay?????? report this please spread the word of his greediness