+rep inco is epic and he got good taste in music

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At the rate of the Battle of the Somme, it would take Nathan 1001 days to get to his nearest Ikea. (Nearest Ikea 50 miles away, Somme took 141 days, gaining 7 miles.)
There would also be 4,423,300 british and french deaths
and over 4,260,000 German deaths
269,000 German prisoners
And there would be 12,339,800 shells fired
All to get to his nearest ikea
But his journey back would be hard too
Which means a journey to Ikea and back would cost 17,366,600 lives
24,679,600 shells fired
and it would take 2002 days
(5 and a half years)