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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2020 @ 5:35am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2020 @ 5:37am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 5:20am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 7:27am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 4:44am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2021 @ 12:53pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2020 @ 6:11am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 11:41am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 3:44am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 9:22am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 10:45pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2020 @ 12:44am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2020 @ 5:38am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 12:10pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 6:03am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 1:52am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 5:58am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 12:21am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 12:20am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 1:50am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 8:50am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 7:47am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 9:22am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 12:01pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2020 @ 5:44am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 3:26am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 9:03am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 7:35am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:47am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:28pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:18am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24pm

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 1:12pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:35am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 4:44am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:15am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 6:08am

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 12:54am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:17am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:54pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:49am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.