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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:34pm

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:18pm

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:14pm

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:13pm

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:14pm

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:25pm

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:34pm

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:37pm

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:53pm

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:39pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:51pm

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:37pm

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:16pm

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:35pm

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:09pm

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:49pm

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:55pm



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.