hey man, the soul harvesting plant lost connection to one of the hellish soul tanks, so there's a few loose spectres seeking revenge. half of the workers have been flayed, we really need some more help out in the plant. could you send over a maintenance crew or a flock of demon harpies to protect the remaining faculty? i can't see any other way of solving this, sir. anyways, i'll see you at the company luncheon in the 7th echelon of hell this thremsday.

hey man long time no see! not sure if you remember me i ran into you at that gay orgy a few summers back... anyways just happy to find a way to reach ya! you stopped replying to my messages but i just figured you got a new number... a lots happened since we last spoke my man! my family is in shambles ever since my wife found out about the orgy stuff her and the kids have been gone... my crocodil addiction has gotten worse...and I tested positive for HIV (you might wanna get checked considering our last "encounter") anyways man hope to hear from you sometime soon!

Hey man... you may not remember me but there's no time to explain. QUICKLY!! We must meet at Big Momma's Boughetto Bistro and Hotel at these coordinates: 37.45418839093707, -91.20646278957862

And whatever you do, make sure you bring your favorite paper towel roll. It's dire.

hey quan...it's me...i don't know if you remember me, the petite little asian boy that you rescued on the streets of somalia...but i need your drastic help, you need to meet me at this location here; 40.73674431297929, -73.99011787049255

once you meet me here, you and i are going to scale to the rooftops and get revenge on those who have wronged us...okay? it'll be just like when we escaped somalia...

ps, don't forget to bring your favorite squeegee, i will always remember how you said that this was your favorite weapon to use in the hit game splatoon 2...

Hey pal, long time no see!
When you get a chance we should reconvene.
Meet me at 51.05340896436873, -114.03868021443832 and ask for Johnny from the tire shop.
Don't forget to bring that 9 iron whenever you come by, hope to see you soon!

hey man! Long time no see, god must of been like what, 6-18 years right? Somewhere around there. Remember that one time when we went to the grocery store and we were walking down the aisle that had the frozen dinners, and there was this kid. He was being a total stinker.

Then, you and I had a great idea, what if we shove that kid in the freezer? Like he had to take a chill pill. Get it! Haha! Poor kid, I still remember the mom was crying and how the cops were all like "if you dont cooperate you're gonna go away for a long time" then get this! you ratted me out.

Yup you told the cops that I did it. And I went away for 16 years. I just got out last week, went to that kid, defrosted him and thawed him out and he is currently talking to the cops right now.

P.S. Apparently the cops found the other 42 kids you stuffed in freezers. You are going away for a long time you sicko.

P.P.S. How did you plant my fingerprints there.... the cops are arresting me right now.