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18 of 43 (42%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:59am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:55am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 8:42am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:05am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:41am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
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