17
Products
reviewed
47
Products
in account

Recent reviews by John Helldiver

< 1  2 >
Showing 1-10 of 17 entries
2 people found this review helpful
21.9 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
ADHD + Autism + Schizophrenia + Paranoia + Crack
Posted 6 January.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
11.3 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
i hav skill issue
Posted 2 January.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
262.8 hrs on record (239.6 hrs at review time)
Supporting this game is mandatory. Any disagreement will be considered high treason.
Posted 1 January.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
143.7 hrs on record (125.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
What are you doing step bracken?
Posted 16 November, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
61.9 hrs on record (53.7 hrs at review time)
Nahw bro im over with live big booba gwynevere is just an illusion :(((((((
Posted 31 October, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
157.9 hrs on record (155.4 hrs at review time)
Yes.
Posted 2 September, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
8 people found this review helpful
137.7 hrs on record (136.8 hrs at review time)
I love and hate this game.
I think teardown is a game with huge potential. The Voxel/physics pretty cool and the game looks really good. The main Campaign was really fun too. I even tried modding a bit which it also has a good amount of support for which i like. As one might see by the fact that i do have 130 hours at this game, I really like it. Tho i gotta admit, its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. First I found the idea of dlcs intresting and decided to buy the bundle for 20 €, partially as i wanted to support the devs, yet after playing the first 2 dlcs of which the second one is already hugely out of schedule, i want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill myself. The first DLC was honestly pretty underwhelming, only containing about 5 hours of actually to me kinda really boring gameplay, making me question, why ive spent 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ € at this, the second dlc, aka folkrace actually started off strong for me, but after the first two hours of gameplay, you actually start to hate the game, as it starts throwing levels at you, that can only be described as brutally painfully hard and unfun. During the process of playing this DLC, i have uninstalled the game twice and am now done with it for good (I only played a third of the DLC). Some of the levels are such a pain in the ass, its actually unbelivable. It is not even about skill at this point. The janky as hell car physics will suddenly make you flip upside down for no reason, the annoying ass ai will throw you out of the entire race every time and the slightest misinput can just outright let you lose the entire race (it doesnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ help btw that sometimes the resoawn mechanics glitch out and WONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LET YOU RESPAAAAWNNNN).

Im incredibly pissed and see the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game as dead. ♥♥♥♥ you saber interactive for needing to make money out of this perfectly fine indie title by adding dlc spam to it
Posted 24 June, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Wont work on linux.
Could have read that on ProtonDP but was too stupid to do so. Anyways no linux compatibillity is pretty cringe considering all other battlefield titles got it
Posted 9 February, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
24.8 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Best shooter of the decade so far.
Posted 11 November, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
187.7 hrs on record (147.9 hrs at review time)
Best shooter ever. No argument here...
Posted 22 September, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
< 1  2 >
Showing 1-10 of 17 entries