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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
57.8 hrs on record (40.3 hrs at review time)
Good game but atrocious optimization. Load times are 3 minutes + and massive FPS drops on most levels. Devs need to fix this before adding more content.
Posted 16 December, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
13.9 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Very well made game.

Takes the best elements from Beholder 1 and 2 and combines it into this absolutely incredible dystopian job simulator.

Think of it as a spiritual successor to Papers Please.
Posted 4 March, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
43.4 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 9
☐ 10

Posted 16 July, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
44.6 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

Posted 16 July, 2021. Last edited 17 July, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
79.0 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Absolutely incredible.
Posted 1 June, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5,045.4 hrs on record (3,517.2 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10
Posted 28 December, 2017. Last edited 16 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.9 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Honestly, there is only one way to improve upon this game, which I will state at the end, this game, is a visual, and audio masterpiece. Bringing back the nostalgia known so well to the people who grew up with saturday morning cartoons, and to the people who appreciate a fun but jazzy tune. Gameplay wise, this game is HARD. Almost everyone who went into this game thought that it wouldn't be challenging, but believe me, it is. The game consists 25% platforming, and 75% boss battles, all missions are well thought out, and unique in their own way, there is no one mission I have encountered in which I felt was a repeat of another. There is not much to be improved on in this game, except to have some type of online multiplayer, as there is none, just local multiplayer. Other than that, this game is a masterpiece, and should be played on and on for generations

I rate this game 9/10
Posted 2 October, 2017.
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23.6 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Papers Please is a cheap, fun Indy game in which you take the role of a border checkpoint examiner in the dystopian Communist Russian themed land called Arstotzka. In the game, you must manage a family and keep in good terms with your bosses who will visit the checkpoint every now and then. The game forces you to keep a sharp eye out for people trying to enter illegally. There are also faction and story choices you can make which will effect your outcome.
Overall, this game is worth the ten bucks and will last a long time, it also has a ton of replayability.
I rate this game 9/10
Posted 26 January, 2017.
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