Напредък за постиженията на David от POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Откл. на 9 ян. 2019 в 7:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Откл. на 8 ян. 2019 в 8:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Откл. на 10 ян. 2019 в 8:11

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Откл. на 7 февр. 2019 в 10:13

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Откл. на 20 ян. 2019 в 4:28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Откл. на 9 ян. 2019 в 10:54

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Откл. на 12 ян. 2019 в 2:23

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Откл. на 13 ян. 2019 в 10:52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Откл. на 17 ян. 2019 в 7:38

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Откл. на 20 ян. 2019 в 6:00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Откл. на 24 ян. 2019 в 7:29

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Откл. на 10 ян. 2019 в 9:32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Откл. на 9 ян. 2019 в 9:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Откл. на 11 ян. 2019 в 7:10

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Откл. на 8 юни 2019 в 12:49

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Откл. на 19 ян. 2019 в 1:06

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Откл. на 20 ян. 2019 в 5:22

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Откл. на 13 ян. 2019 в 9:31

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Откл. на 13 юни 2019 в 7:49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Откл. на 13 ян. 2019 в 9:52

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Откл. на 19 ян. 2019 в 1:02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Откл. на 13 ян. 2019 в 9:14

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Откл. на 12 ян. 2019 в 1:50

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Откл. на 11 юни 2019 в 10:16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Откл. на 11 ян. 2019 в 6:55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Откл. на 13 ян. 2019 в 9:47

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Откл. на 17 ян. 2019 в 7:37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Откл. на 14 ян. 2019 в 11:09

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Откл. на 1 февр. 2019 в 6:31

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Откл. на 11 юни 2019 в 10:18

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Откл. на 12 ян. 2019 в 6:07

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Откл. на 15 ян. 2019 в 11:11

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Откл. на 13 ян. 2019 в 7:19

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Откл. на 13 ян. 2019 в 9:47

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Откл. на 23 ян. 2019 в 7:15

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Откл. на 9 юни 2019 в 4:05

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Откл. на 14 юни 2019 в 2:56

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Откл. на 1 юни 2019 в 0:54

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Откл. на 8 ян. 2019 в 8:52

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Откл. на 10 ян. 2019 в 8:07

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Откл. на 9 юни 2019 в 3:46

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Откл. на 8 ян. 2019 в 9:24

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Откл. на 10 ян. 2019 в 8:37

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Откл. на 12 ян. 2019 в 7:36

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Откл. на 10 ян. 2019 в 8:10

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Откл. на 17 ян. 2019 в 7:28

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Откл. на 14 юни 2019 в 9:16

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Откл. на 12 ян. 2019 в 5:22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Откл. на 13 ян. 2019 в 9:59

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Откл. на 9 юни 2019 в 3:46

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Откл. на 13 юни 2019 в 1:34

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Откл. на 13 юни 2019 в 1:19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Откл. на 10 ян. 2019 в 8:50

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Откл. на 3 февр. 2019 в 10:42

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Откл. на 11 февр. 2019 в 9:09

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Откл. на 7 март 2019 в 12:11

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Откл. на 1 юни 2019 в 0:04

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Откл. на 7 юни 2019 в 10:17

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Откл. на 3 февр. 2019 в 8:57

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Откл. на 17 февр. 2019 в 10:34

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Откл. на 8 юни 2019 в 11:22

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Откл. на 2 юни 2019 в 10:47

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Откл. на 18 февр. 2019 в 7:19

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Откл. на 14 юни 2019 в 9:24

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Откл. на 8 ян. 2019 в 8:52

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Откл. на 14 юни 2019 в 9:39

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

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