Recent reviews by glomper

MID

life changing
hopefully it gets updated

big boobie s

Feels more like just a console port but atleast you have an ingame gallery now

"And i wouldn't call myself -plain- either, i mean people MAY think i'm plain when they first meet me y'know just a normal person playing free steam games who just supposedly stopped playing games produced by kagura games and got over it right? Wrong. I'll never get over it."

lit

big boss only recommends good games

its a good game
could use a couple new features here and there
runs on literally any PC or laptop that isnt from the 1960s
i preordered it and regret nothing

DLC

this is an exciting psychological horror visual novel where you play as Man in his quest to find Woman while Evil Woman attempts to prevent him from doing so.
honestly dude i cant identify with Man that much as i'm not a mentally challenged visual novel protagonist but the story can be somewhat interesting.
now i did play through this entire game in one session and you should not do that under any circumstances you ARE going to fall asleep and you WILL know just how boring the story really is
in this particular Visual Novel there are next to no player choices which *♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks*.

in conclusion, i do believe you should read through this if you are bored instead of playing something like Helltaker (a horrible dumpster fire created by a Man who wanted DemonGirlPorn) which people claim is good.


i give this game 87 points out of 2019 in honor to Jeffrey Epstein's suicide via 3 gunshots to the back of his head

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is playing the exact... same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game... over and over again expecting... ♥♥♥♥ to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were a helltaker fan, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way...
... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? ♥♥♥♥ you! Okay? ♥♥♥♥ you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I already told you Helltaker is bad.. and it's not like I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?