The Shifty Looking Cow is a Space Cow found on the planet Ontarom, in the Newton system of the Kepler Verge.

An otherwise normal member of the species, talking to it also does nothing. When Shepard turns around, however, the Cow promptly begins stealing the Spectre's credits slowly, and will even follow the Commander around. It can be found near the southwestern corner of the operational area, near a deposit of gold.