After a good game in Dota2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a Dota2 lan party.
When i arrived, He came close to me and said "do you need a mouse". I thought he wanted me to try his new mouse and i reached for it. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he pulled out his D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and left his house.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this ♥♥♥.

♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥ is a noob

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+rep pro player