What adventurers do:
- Fight monsters
- Defuse traps
- Get raped
- Rescue other raped adventurers
- Collect bingo balls
- Solve puzzles
- Get extorted by other adventurers
- Cook and sell food to other adventurers
- Rape other adventurers
- Join an exploration group
- Solve tremendously more complex dungeon floors together
- Get raped together anyways
- Face hazardous conditions, rendering them incapable of basic communication
- Plan out level distributions and other item management thingies
- Fight to the end for promised fortunes and treasures

What you do:
- Take everything adventurers earn and send them back in the dungeon for another day of wageslaving

Boy do I love capitalism.

What adventurers do: - Fight monsters - Defuse traps - Get raped - Rescue other raped adventurers - Collect bingo balls - Solve puzzles - Get extorted by other adventurers - Cook and sell food to other adventurers - Rape other adventurers - Join an exploration group - Solve tremendously more complex dungeon floors together - Get raped together anyways - Face hazardous conditions, rendering them incapable of basic communication - Plan out level distributions and other item management thingies - Fight to the end for promised fortunes and treasures What you do: - Take everything adventurers earn and send them back in the dungeon for another day of wageslaving Boy do I love capitalism.