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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:15am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:07am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:05am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 11:00am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:19am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 6:45pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:57pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 3:08pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 8:32pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 11:19am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 8:18pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:18am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:29am