Think you're so fucking good? I'll have you know I host ESL every year. I. Can bhop over the moon you fucking bitch. Don't believe me? I'll 1v1 you and win you fucking piece of dog shit. I'll fuck you up. I am so good at cs I have a dragon lore you fucking bitch. What do you have? A shitty awp skin. Yeah that's right, I am a fucking god. I know Kenny S and he told me I'm better than him. Fuck you man. You sick fuck.

I can only get it up when I am fantasising about gently rubbing lime with maybe a little bit of pepper on to the underside of my ballsack. Women don't do it for me anymore. I have punctured oranges and watermelons with my penis and I'm afraid that I have violated some kind of trust between myself and the selection of fruits and veggies I house, perhaps they know? I can't look people in the eye anymore because I can tell they know what a dirty fruit-fucker I am. I'm so ashamed. I know this sounds ridiculous but I'm entirely serious I need help.