ggs! i now feel the pain of playing against claudio haha

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

anyone who reads this- this is a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good guy Sugarbirdie is, hes the best guy one person could ever hope to know, and if you think other wise you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and need to get some brains and get to know him better

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Plays rhythm games, big L

typical 2 kd with a ban don't worry i go5t 6 kills on a controller, while you needed 8 dogs to even have a chance oh your one of ht 6 kills i got your just a kd trash can ffarmer, no good, thinks he's a 2kd when logically your abbout a .4

nice hs babe

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trio I have ever seen, you all have shotguns like slates and crowns with dolches and are afraid to push a lair. Took to of your dumbasses out with a sparks pistol close range. L cucks

loops near hook cries

Camps as artist. What a loser

+rep dbd memelord 11/10

+rep tunneled me