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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2018 @ 1:19am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2018 @ 1:01am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 14 May, 2018 @ 1:03am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2018 @ 2:34am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2018 @ 1:19am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 6:14am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 7:26pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 10:42pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2018 @ 2:08am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 5:46am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 10:41pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2018 @ 10:59pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 8:11pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 8:00pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 12:12am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 7:29pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 9:51pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2018 @ 6:27pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 31 May, 2018 @ 8:50pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2018 @ 1:01am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 6:11pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 6:32am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2018 @ 1:35am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 6:10am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 5:50am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 4:01pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 12 May, 2019 @ 8:08pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2018 @ 3:30am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 18 May, 2018 @ 9:35pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2018 @ 4:58pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 May, 2018 @ 5:07pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 3:05am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 May, 2018 @ 5:09pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 4:01pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 4:01pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 31 May, 2018 @ 6:27pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2018 @ 2:29am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 9:34pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 5:10am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 2:24am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 4:51am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 24 May, 2019 @ 8:22pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 May, 2019 @ 9:30pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 8:11pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 9:00pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 8:11pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 12:55am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:23pm



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!