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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:40pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:14pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:01am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:27pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 3:20am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 3:22am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 3:22am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:51pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:26am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 3:40am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:35am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:04am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:27am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:14am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:50am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:24am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:51am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:56am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:45am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:38am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:34am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 9:31am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:21am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:03am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 4:46am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 5:25am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 5:44am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:09am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 6:13am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:55pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:30pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:26pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:12am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:00am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:19am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:35am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:32am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:20am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:33am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:40am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:38am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:10pm